I will jump off this diving board today. I will. I'm a penguin, leaping into water comes naturally to me, so it's going to be fine. OK. I'm going to do it. On three. One... two... you know what? This diving board is awfully high. Maybe it's too dangerous — no! I'm gonna do it. Deep breath. Ready! Set! But that water looks so cold. Maybe I should just — no! Just do it! Do it now! OK ... now. Now. Any second now. Really. I'm really doing it this time. I mean it. Just gonna suck it up and do it. Hey, it's kind of slippery up here ...
